Allen

allen is a state of mind.
a fixed ratio of hatred, distributed in short phrases (I hate this f...k sun! All those bloody f....ing idiots!)
an extreme caution in throwing anything away - most often resulting in shocking discovery of life forms in the fridge.
the owner of beethoven house where people either lingered or which they simply avoided.
if ever seen doing a split on the floor with a painful expression flapping his arms around - it would most probably be a dying swan.
it took him over 25 years to perfect his porridge - which resulted in purely addictive bowlfuls of creamy delicacy.

John mc greedy :-)

mmmh yes - the most frequent sound he made. a characteristic pom-like murmur.
john and subway - it first started with a six inch sandwich. then a footlong. then he went through his 'free subway stickers collection' every day, and finally, he was granted a vip card which he showed off passionately. his subway obsession turned out to be quite contagious -reaching it's critical moment when some of beethoven house residents started working there...to get the 50% staff discount?